May 2012
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How Tucker Max deals with the dumb women who try...
TM: I rub your belly and softly whisper in your ear..."I'm gunna put a baby in there"
Girl: nooo
TM: why not? well make beautiful abortions together...
Girl: don't joke about that
TM: ok no jokes about babies.
except this one
you know whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? nailing it to a dead puppy
Girl: stop seriously dead baby jokes r not funny
TM: have you ever tried to nail a dead baby to a dead puppy? its hard!
Girl: omg im gunna vom
seriously stop dead baby jokes they r awful
TM: no they are awesome
Girl: not to me I had an abortion
TM: Hold on... its not ok for me to make a dead baby joke, but its ok for you to make an ACTUAL DEAD BABY????
Girl: FUCK OFF AND DIE!!
TM: is that what you said to your baby after the abortion?
hello?
mommy are you there? its me, your dead baby
why didnt you love me?
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LOL i will…i think i already did moved on…
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